For Christmas I made my dad a fake gift certificate to a tattoo parlor. He bought it for maybe...4 seconds, and then looked at me and my sister and said something like, "This can't be real."
But if it were, I wonder if he would have used it...
No. Definitely not.
I still laugh at the name I came up with for it: Dermatic Effectz
but no one else seemed to think it was clever. Hah. Poo on them. And the purple snake?? With red eyes?? Come on, I'd get a tattoo there if I could! You join me! :0)
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That was probably the coolest gift certificate moment ever! I liked it when our Uncles all hovered over Dad, blinking, thinking, "what the ****?"
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